Well, she did it again

We all know Kaylie is one of those "out of the mouths of babes" kind of kid. Well last week Kaylie had someone come into her class to teach her about germs, let's just say our house has never been the same, and HEAVEN FORBID we drop something on the floor.......in the trash it goes. She dropped my vitamin on the floor the other day and came to give me the other one, and I said where's the other one, she said it fell on the floor, I said did you pick it up...she said, yes, it's in the trash mommy, there are germs on the floor.

So here's the conversation last night in the kitchen, John was giving Kaylie her medicine and they were talking.
Daddy...."I hurt my hand today"
Kaylie...."how did you hurt your hand"
Daddy...."It got pinched between a pallet of golf balls and the wall and I got cut"
Kaylie...."did you cry"
Daddy..."No, I yelled"
Kaylie..."what did you yell"
Daddy...."dirty words"
Kaylie...."you mean the kind w/ germs on them?"
Daddy...(chuckle) "yes, the kind w/ germs"
Kaylie...."did you get them all over your hands?"

Okay I can't stand it anymore, I am hysterical.